August 22, 2002

Templates of Toolery

Template profile of a male on the verge of tool-dom:

...girl...
/* lyrics of a boy band with strong pre-adolescent female following */

love is...
/* stupid, inane, trite statement about love being painful */

:-(
/* smilie to express angst over inevitable & unequivocal rejection */

...worth living...
/* optional comment implying suicidal state to attract attention of coveted female */

# <3...
/* optional cryptic symbols that no one understands, including the author himself */