August 23, 2002

Cold, Dark, and Bitter

So I woke up yesterday at 6:30 a.m., but it was dark so I went to sleep again. I then woke up again at 9:30 a.m., but it was still dark, so I went back to sleep again. I then got out of bed at 12:30 p.m., and IT WAS STILL DARK!!! What the HELL is wrong with the weather in this godforsaken Bay Area. Why is Nor Cal weather so ridiculously cold? And more importantly, why is it even called a part of California at all? California denotes great weather, warm, sandy, beaches, hot girls, and expensive real estate.

In Berkeley, it rains everyday, the closest thing I have seen to sand is the EECS volleyball court made out of ground up silicon from microchips, the hottest girl I have seen recently is my roommate in a dress, and I think a hole in the ground might be better than some of the places I have seen here. The bastards who lie to freshman and say, Oh yeah, the weather is rainy during the fall and spring, but other times of the year are nice. should be shot, because, let me tell you, I have been here ALL YEAR, and the weather doesn't get any better. In fact, during summer it was actually COLDER!

On another note entirely, the idiot who is responsible for rolling up 250' of Ethernet cabling sold at Fry's should be murdered in a grotesque manner. It took my roommates and I longer to untangle the crap then to run the wire up and down the walls between my server and my roommate's room. This MORON definitely made the LIST. What is the LIST you ask? Well, its just an ordinary list, but spelled with all capital letters, to make it sound more scary and intimidating. What were you thinking? A hit list?