Rohit's Realm - Quote Database

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Some of you may have noticed the quotations that appear in the banner. The quotes in the database are ones I find humorous, inspirational, or otherwise interesting, and I routinely add quotes as I find them.

As much as I love people increasing my hit count by constantly refreshing their browsers to see all quotes, it's rather disappointing to look at the web server statistics only to find that there were a total of 10 unique visitors, and 9 were looking for cocaine. Below, you can find a listing of all the quotes, corresponding authors/speakers, and where relevant, the source of the quotation:

Quote Author/Speaker Source
E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Sebastian Valmont Cruel Intentions (1999)
Too clever is dumb. Ogden Nash
Well it's reality, mixed with illusion, mixed with bullshit, mixed with ... big scary guys from parts unknown, in dire need of psychiatric care. Agent Frank Capella The Art of War (2000)
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. Mark Twain
In life, to be honest, I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my wife. And I wish you my kind of success. Dicky Fox Jerry Maguire (1996)
Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's? Friedrich Nietzsche
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. George Bernard Shaw
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. Laurence J. Peter
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy. Benjamin Disraeli
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. Oscar Wilde
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. Oscar Wilde
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. Ronald Reagan
A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Voltaire
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too. Voltaire
Lack of money is the root of all evil. George Bernard Shaw
He who has never hoped can never despair. George Bernard Shaw
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. George Bernard Shaw
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. Mahatma Gandhi