You published a book??? You truly are full of shit... but as a new(er) reader of the Realm, I do appreciate the chance to read older entries. And the Preface is awesome, especially with the quote about building a web site to get laid and earn money, of which neither comes true. Good job Rohit!

Rohit, your Break-Up with Reality post is so cute. I am now convinced you have a heart! Also, I found this quote to be truly poignant:

no one can make you happy if you are not happy with yourself; love and relationships can only supplement, not compensate. And if you cannot even understand that simple fact, then perhaps you deserve to go through life as you do, vainly moving from one disastrous relationship to the next, constantly seeking something from without that one can only obtain from within.

Well done!

I'm thrilled by the Acknowledgments section, though I worry that I didn't actually edit the entries themselves: now your esteemed readers will assume that I have sanctioned whatever grievous grammatical errors remain.
Also, I commend you for the unprecedented level of pretension that you have attained, not only by publishing this work, but also by announcing its publication (in effect, an "I have arrived!" statement).